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[Mon 2:42am – SMS]
Who knows ? I'm maybe like that !

[Mon 2:43am – SMS]
No, kidding, you're right, they seems to be all the same. And food after sex is always good. They know nothing.

[Mon 2:45am – SMS]
Oh god... I was actually worried for two seconds. Like... this was the end of me, of us, of... fiouf. Food after sex is the story of my life.

[Mon 2:48am – SMS]
Oh in fact, I want to go to the gym for you know... work out a bit.. made muscles.. Maybe butt-exercise... Ya know... make my ass more flexible and tough and strong and... Ok this toooo much details. You don't need to know that much. But yeah.. Thought you should know.

[Mon 2:46am – SMS]
My jokes are so bad, I knooow. Sorry man, couldn't resist.

[Mon 2:49am – SMS]
Oh man, you and details, it goes by pair or sth. We could always go together one day.

[Mon 2:47am – SMS]
It was a good joke. If you actually do that to me, I would laugh my ass. And propably say "go to hell".

[Mon 2:49am – SMS]
I like to talk a lot. Details is just a part of me you should accept. Yes, I'm a detail addict. Oh man.. It's not a good idea, I look like a girl when I do sport. But you know, if we go do the mist sauna thing after, yeah, why not. And don't you dare look at my beautiful and sexy ass while I'm working out! Ok... if it's you it's ok...

[Mon 2:48am – SMS]
Sure, you'll do it.

[Mon 2:50am – SMS]
Yeah, i've see that, it's ... okay, most of the time. Sometimes a little too much but hey, doesn't mind. Haha, don't tempt me like that.

[Mon 2:50am – SMS]
You would, I'm sure.

[Mon 2:53am – SMS]
I can shut my mouth if you like it better. You tempt your own self first. There's nothing more that I can do for you Carter. Maybe jogging is better for both of us. You know, running BESIDE each other. Yop.

[Mon 2:51am – SMS]
Yep.

[Mon 2:54am – SMS]
Don't, it's totally fine. Yeah, like it's all my fault, who's the one talking too much details ? You're doing it again.

[Mon 2:56am – SMS]
I didn't gave too much details! What are you saying! I said we should be beside so no one check on each other ass. I'm being so kind and generous here. You're the one who talked about eyes-checked my butt!

[Mon 2:57am – SMS]
I didn't say anything, you are the one thinking too much of my words. Please, I'm not that kind of guy.

[Mon 2:59am – SMS]
Alright, you wanna argue with me, seriously Carter? We've never met and I already pisses you off? Seriously? Trouble in heaven?

[Mon 3:03am – SMS]
You were SO thinking it though! Admit it!

[Mon 3:00am – SMS]
If that's what arguing with you looks like ... It's quite fun actually.

[Mon 3:04am – SMS]
Me ? Sure, I wasn't.

[Mon 3:03am – SMS]
I'm being serious here. Thank you for laughing at me.

[Mon 3:07am – SMS]
Ok then. I'm never gonna make you pancakes for breakfeast. Never. (I know how to take you by the feels now, yop.)

[Mon 3:04am – SMS]
Sorry. Well, actually I'm not but ... sorry ?

[Mon 3:08am – SMS]
Oh no, don't do that, don't tell me things like that ! that's not fair !

[Mon 3:05am – SMS]
If you don't mean it, don't say it. My ego is still gonna be ok.

[Mon 3:10am – SMS]
I know right? I was kidding, you know me. I can't let you starve till death. We're not in the Hunger Games. Relax. Oh and since we talk about food, what is your favorite meal?

[Mon 3:11am – SMS]
I hope so, it would have been cruel and unwelcomed. Uh ? Pizza ?

[Mon 3:13am – SMS]
Seriously, Pizza? You couldn't have choose something more... fancier?

[Mon 3:14am – SMS]
Remember that I burn butter ? Well, I do not often eat fancier thing sorry. Plus, pizza is awesome and everyone loves it. But I'm up to try some 'fancier things' if you make it.

[Mon 3:15am – SMS]
I can make my own french fries and my own pizza if you'd like me to make you some, I would love to.

[Mon 3:17am – SMS]
If you teach me guitar, I teach you how to cook, deal?

[Mon 3:16am – SMS]
I would love that too. All that food ... It will be heaven.

[Mon 3:18am – SMS]
You know how to talk to me ... Deal.

[Mon 3:19am – SMS]
It's called food porn, ever heard of that?

[Mon 3:21am – SMS]
Just as an information, I am the worst student, ever. And I'm the most incompetent musician the world have known.. So... good luck. And I'm sure making things with you would actually be fun. Being all white of floor and sugar, and cream and milk and butter... Yep. Sounds really fun.

[Mon 3:23am – SMS]
I know, it's sounds unbelievable but nope, I didn't.

[Mon 3:25am – SMS]
Someone who understand for once ! Loser ? Wow, rude. But yeah, I think it's the word we use for people like us in those situation. I can't wait for that. I'm sure you're a good teacher too.

[Mon 3:22am – SMS]
You must be kidding me... You never heard of food porn?

[Mon 3:22am – SMS]
Of course it's not your fault! Being a loser at one thing in your life doesn't actually makes you a real and definetive loser. Don't worry, I'm gonna correct that. And I'm sure you're a great teacher by the way.

[Mon 3 – SMS]
I know, it's sounds unbelievable but nope, I didn't.

[Mon 3 – SMS]
Someone who understand for once ! Loser ? Wow, rude. But yeah, I think it's the word we use for people like us in those situation. I can't wait for that. I'm sure you're a good teacher too.

[Mon 3:25am – SMS]
God. We need to fix that dude.

[Mon 3:30am – SMS]
I am a loser in music and arts, feeling better now? I'm the worst teacher the world have ever known, trust me. But I'm sure, being full of floor will be fun.

[Mon 3:26am – SMS]
I'm feeling bad not knowing now.

[Mon 3:31am – SMS]
Much better. I'm sure you're not and at least it will be all fun. Yeah being full of floor doesn't sounds that bad.